Mohandas Gandhi was a revered yogi and chose to live a rugged and ascetic lifestyle. He often went barefoot and as a result, developed calloused feet. He ate a sparing vegetarian diet including many beans and developed bad breath. He also went on a number of fasts which caused him to become somewhat weak.
He was a 'super-calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis'.
2006-10-31 11:51:46 · 30 answers · asked by Smo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
K, I will try something else...
Why is it that when we talk to God, we are praying, but if God talks to us, we are schizophrenic?
2006-10-31 11:58:40 · update #1
NANCY K: I went over to his question and just answered it. I had heard it before.
2006-10-31 12:20:09 · update #2
You're going to wake up and see the shilloette of Mary Poppins hovering over you aiming a knife at your heart because that was such a horrible joke.
2006-10-31 12:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
V funny!! I love those play on words. I like the definition of a bra: An over the shoulder boulder holder. Or the definition of a jock strap: A lower decker knacker checker. I also hope you may appreciate the following:
Twenty things when a woman should call it a night.
1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom
while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe
that you could do it too.
4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the
goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m.chips on the floor then fart whilst trying to pick them up.
6. You start crying and telling everyone that you love them sooooo much
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance
becomes strangely overwhelming
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down
the street in a shopping trolley.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just
lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like kitchen floor.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the wrong way but….”
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when you sit on it.
17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing)
and take a quick nap.
19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the
you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you’re
having problems walking straight.
2006-10-31 18:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get really teed off when folks who are supposed to be sophisticated and knowledgeable don't know their *** from a hole in the ground when it comes to geography.
Just this week, I was planning a road trip to Hawaii when it occurred to me that on the way I should perhaps stop in South Carolina to see Mount Rushmore and possibly Nebraska to visit Yosemite. I called the Triple A (AAA) to find out the distance between these two points and the guy there told me that Yosemite's in California. Man, was I pissed! I wasted money on long distance to hear that? Haven't these people at the Automobile Association of America taken Geography in school? You would think they would have, a kind of prerequisite for a career at the Triple A.
Another thing that really bites me in the *** is when somebody doesn't know his or her directions. Last year I was driving north headed for South America when I stopped at a gas station to find out where the nearest motel was as I needed to rest before continuing on. The guy in there pointed toward the setting sun and said, "Go west 1.2 miles and you'll run right into The Homestead Motel.." I felt like punching that guy right in the noggin for trying to pull one over on me. Everybody knows that the sun sets in the east.
Ricky J. Fico
2006-10-31 12:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by rickjfico 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Definition of an amorous Eskimo:
A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
2006-10-31 11:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To tease or defame famous personalities, whom the world rever, by these silly statements is a fashion to some people.......
2006-11-01 00:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to feed my pet rabbit with a different type of toastie twice a day when he died the vet said it was mixamytoastis
2006-10-31 11:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad Joke!
2006-10-31 11:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by Blacknight_81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hillarious, I'm glad you wrote it down. Was that from Ellen today? Ellen's evil twin sister.
2006-10-31 11:54:06 · answer #8 · answered by charlottesamanthamirandacarrie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary Poppins is going to find you and just take you to town (God! That was soooooooooooooooooooo bad!)
2006-10-31 11:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the Irish guy that was killed by the mafia? They hit him with a coke bottle clock? It was a Knick Nack Paddy Whack.
2006-10-31 11:56:18 · answer #10 · answered by rolandofgileadiscool 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋