I received a text message yesterday. It read
Msg: www.dating.com:
Your lonely Hearts ad has been on our site for 8 weeks now without any response. Would you like to try it for an extra week without the photograph ?
Should I withdraw my subscription ?
2006-10-31 11:48:54 · 13 answers · asked by deep.blue62 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess they are hinting you are just plain too butt-ugly to take up valuable space in their servers. What a bummer.
2006-10-31 11:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get really teed off when folks who are supposed to be sophisticated and knowledgeable don't know their *** from a hole in the ground when it comes to geography.
Just this week, I was planning a road trip to Hawaii when it occurred to me that on the way I should perhaps stop in South Carolina to see Mount Rushmore and possibly Nebraska to visit Yosemite. I called the Triple A (AAA) to find out the distance between these two points and the guy there told me that Yosemite's in California. Man, was I pissed! I wasted money on long distance to hear that? Haven't these people at the Automobile Association of America taken Geography in school? You would think they would have, a kind of prerequisite for a career at the Triple A.
Another thing that really bites me in the *** is when somebody doesn't know his or her directions. Last year I was driving north headed for South America when I stopped at a gas station to find out where the nearest motel was as I needed to rest before continuing on. The guy in there pointed toward the setting sun and said, "Go west 1.2 miles and you'll run right into The Homestead Motel.." I felt like punching that guy right in the noggin for trying to pull one over on me. Everybody knows that the sun sets in the east.
Ricky J. Fico
2006-10-31 20:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by rickjfico 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen your ad. Maybe you should try a site that matches people like you up with the vision impaired instead! You might have better luck that way.
Hope everything works out for you.
2006-10-31 22:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by MissHelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All that shows, is that women want to at least have an idea of whom they are responding to. I used to be on one of those and found that people really aren't what they say they are. Makes for a wasted evening, in fact, I think they all were.
2006-10-31 20:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So... are you registered with dating.com? Ya, that has to be a joke... those businesses want money and there's no way they would seriously write that because they would loose all their business.
2006-10-31 19:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by charlottesamanthamirandacarrie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Withdraw. "Without the photograph"?
"Shall we kick you now or do you want to wait until you get home?"
2006-10-31 19:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
AWWW I'm sorry,,that just means the website is Wack!!
2006-10-31 20:04:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just withdraw your subscription, you'll find a nice girl somewhere else
2006-10-31 19:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by Boop 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha...those guys from dating.com really know how to send a message through.
2006-10-31 21:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on boy if u enter to those websites why wouldn´t the other kids bother u?
2006-10-31 19:56:38 · answer #10 · answered by Dalia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋