Those handy dandy utensils are great for moving hotdogs around on the grill, but how to you speak in them? Is there a microphone?
2006-10-31 11:37:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It was meant as a joke. I can spell. It was a play on words. No religious harangues, please.
2006-10-31 11:53:33 · update #1
Now you going to leave them folks alone and i mean it!
lol
whoaaaaaaaaaa!
2006-10-31 11:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by wise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing you have to do is have a little respect for the people from Tonga. Then you MUST put the regesterd mark following the word Tong. Legal action may be taken if you refuse. These are a very proud people. It should be noted, and remembered that had it not been for these happy Pacific Islanders, we would all be burning our fingers on hot dogs off the grill. Your lack of respect for the noble Tongolese is truely shocking. We Americans have well earned the title of "Ugly American". You, sir, do your country no service by perpetuating this image.
So, go sacrifice a goat. It MAY save your soul.
2006-10-31 19:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
First you just hold them in your hands, and move them like puppets...have them say anything. Then all of the sudden something will just take over and your tongs will have a life of their own and start speaking beyond the language of the grill.
Make sure you videotape it...and post it.
2006-10-31 19:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The trick is to attach the tongs to your tongue. The say anything you like and everyone will bow down infront of you, pleading that you wash the tongs before flipping the burgers.
2006-10-31 19:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You can now that the brand new iTong is available. It comes with a built -in docking cradle, a clip for your cell phone, and a wireless mic. Try the Home Shopping Network.
2006-11-01 00:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just be careful that you don't get your tongue stuck between them. Oh and make sure that they are not hot when you try
2006-10-31 19:41:19 · answer #6 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean in Tongues?? Not tongs. It is possible to speak in Tongues, the Lord blesses many of us with gifts to speak out the Good News, His Word. If you were to speak in tongues, just as the Lord gave me the gift to do so, as to many others as well, it is the only language that Evil can't understand. It is just you and God talking to each other, not with other people just God. There are people who have the gift of interpreting they are saying but it a talk, a pray with God. Yes it is possible and the bible speaks about it in Corinthians, and please don't make fun of anything of God because only bad can come from it also stated on the bible. God bless you.
2006-10-31 19:46:20 · answer #7 · answered by C_22 1 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Thats funny, I like the one bout sticking them on your toungue.
(it's o.k. for GODs kids to Laugh!)
Really!
2006-10-31 19:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you have to roll around on your deck or patio to get the full effect.
2006-10-31 19:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Dude,
It's speak in tongues.
Repeat the question.
2006-10-31 19:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by starrdevine 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋