must include:
a duck
a paper plate
laundry and
green snowman
2006-10-31 11:10:10 · 16 answers · asked by dfksone 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once there was a duck, who hadn't done her laundry because she was too lazy. She went to her room and fell asleep. Suddenly, she was flying on a huge paper plate, being chased by a feirocious green snowman! She was terrified, and leapt off her plate into the sky, flapping her wings as hard as she could. She fell to the ground, and as the snowman approached she screamed and then found herself in her room again. It was all but a nightmare, on that Halloween night, and she went back to get her laundry done. A knock on the door..it was trick or treaters. She opened it and to her shock...a ferocious green snowman stood before her.
Lol, sorry that was stupid. XP
2006-10-31 11:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by Snapple Monkey 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a scary looking duck waddled over to my house. He was holding a bloody paper plate and had green snow all over his tail feathers. He started quacking this crazy story about how he went on a date with a big green snowman. He went on to describe a romantic evening that went horribly wrong. He told the snowman no but the snowman was overcome with lust. He tried to take advantage of the duck , thus the snow on the tail feathers. The duck managed to escape with the snowman it pursuit. The duck hid in a big pile of laundry until the snowman was close. Then the duck jumped out and began scooping away at the snowman with a paper plate left in the trash next to the pile of clothes. Green snow and blood went everywhere.
2006-10-31 11:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The green snowman gave his laundry to the duck on a paper plate.
2006-10-31 11:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was an evil duck named Snowman and an even more evil green snowman named Quack. One halloween many years ago, the duck named Snowman accidently pooped on a paper plate that belonged to the green snowman named Quack. Quack was going to use that paper plate to serve fried bulls balls at his party and he was very angry when he found out that Snowman and pooped on it. He told Snowman that he was going to cut off his feet and burn his tail feathers if he didn't clean it off. So Snowman took the paper plate to the laundry to wash it. He put the paper plate into the machine but he didn't have enough quarters to start it up. Quack got so pissed off that just when he was about to cut off Snowman's feet, his head exploded into a shower of green melted snow. -- The End
Enjoy!
2006-10-31 11:18:39 · answer #4 · answered by Quin S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting around this Halloween eating Moo Shu Duck off a paper plate from the Chinese food take out in the local Laundry, cause my dryer broke and I was starved.
This guy walks in wearing a green kahki army jacket, must have been three sizes to big.
He says to stick our hands up in the air, this a robbery.
I said, you have got to be kidding, all we have are quarters and the big kahki jacket makes you look like a huge green snowman.
Everybody else laughed and he walked away in embaressment but not before he took the reast of my chinese duck.
2006-10-31 11:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A green snowman killed a duck and buried his body in the laundry. Late at night the duck came back to life..because it was an Indian laundry mat and killed the snowman with a plate. The end.
2006-10-31 11:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by rolandofgileadiscool 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One night a duck was walking along the sidewalk and got distracted by a paper plate that hit him in the head. when he turned to see who threw it he realized it was a snowman waring the laundry he had just set out to dry. as he looked at the snowman it began to grow and grow, the duck grew terrified and ran away as fast as he could. he never looked back and never thought about his missing laundry again.
2006-10-31 11:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two best friends went trick or treating...one dressed as a duck carrying a paper plate to put all his goodies; and the other was dressed as a green snowman. The 'duck' asked the 'snowman', why are you green? He replied, my laundry got mix-up with green peas & spinach.
2006-10-31 13:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 bums were sittin outside a coin laundry 1 halloween nite drinkin a bottle of cold duck outta some paper cones that they made out of paper plates they were waitin for their shorts ta dry cuz they both messed themselves when they saw this great big green monster they weren"t sure if it was the incredable hulk or a green snowman
2006-10-31 11:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
there was once a green snowman who had to do laundry. in the pocket of one of his pants he found a paper plate with a picture of a duck on it. then the duck came alive and it had vicious sharp teeth so it ate him. the end
2006-10-31 11:22:16 · answer #10 · answered by in despair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋