A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your degrading blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's hair have to do with their worth as a human being?" The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued,
"and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
2006-10-31 11:03:59 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMao - laugh my ase off
you wanted more so here it is
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
2006-10-31 11:16:16 · update #1
heres another one
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
2006-10-31 11:28:27 · update #2
LOVECHILD O6 YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH YOU TELL YOUR JOKES WITH GREAT FLAIR (THAT'S HARD TO DO WHEN WRITTEN DOWN)
VANESSA L/M.A.O.===LAUGH MY A**E OFF
2006-11-08 09:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good,great to get a good laugh on the boards. Keep the jokes coming.
2006-11-08 05:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by may o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love 'em!!
Hey adam z, up nort in minnesOta, we have Sven and Ole. They're the man equvilant of dumb blonde jokes.
2006-10-31 12:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was great until you swore. The others were good too but I wonder what have blondes ever done to you.
2006-11-06 23:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by patsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wonder if blonde dumbness only apply to the female gender? because i never heard of blond guy jokes... or are we the superior gender that the colour of our hair doesnt affect our mental capabilities? ^_^
2006-10-31 11:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the one about the cheating boyfriend.
2006-11-06 06:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these were very funny LOL! unlike sum blond jokes..
2006-11-07 01:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha !!! gonna wet myself! the 1st one was funny enough but another 2 aswel! it was too much lol cant stop laughing lol!!!! =)
2006-11-04 08:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-11-07 21:09:45 · answer #9 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee ,Hee :)
And one for the ladies...
How do you stop a man from drowning?
2006-10-31 11:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋