2006-10-31 10:58:34 · 7 answers · asked by whyalemon 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris Lost his virginity before his father...
Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the Assination of JFK. He stopped the bullet with his beard, but JFK's head exploded in shear amazement.
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep... he waits
Chuck Norris doesnt Jump... the earth crouches
Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting because hunting imlies the probability of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Mr. T. Once pittied himself. this is now known as the end of the dinosaurs
A fool once pittied Mr. T, he has now been encased in cromium and added to Mr. T's collection of bling around his neck.
Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris shaves by roundhouse kicking himself in the face
Chuck norris could beat up Mr. T using Vin Diesel
2006-10-31 11:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by ksee019 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.
Because Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's now known as a giraffe.
Becasue Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never and will never cry.
Because a blind mand once stepped on Chuck Norris' foot, and was instantly cured of his blindness. Unfortunately, the first, last, and only thing the man ever saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face. Don't step on Chuck Norris' foot.
Because Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Because Chuck Norris once had sex with a woman, and 7 months later, she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Because Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
That's all I got for now.
2006-10-31 19:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by pacerslover31 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is f****** Chuck Norris.
2006-10-31 19:09:28 · answer #3 · answered by MaL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Chuck is a cool name. He wouldn't be so well known if his name was Francis or Kelly
2006-10-31 19:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by Quin S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i dont know that. i think he sucks. but i love when conan o brian show clips of chuck norris. it is funny
2006-10-31 19:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by beth a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive been wondering that too, ctually. I guess its because of his tv or movie roles or whatever
2006-10-31 19:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♥IslamForever♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he'll roundhouse kick you if you talk bad about his name.
2006-10-31 19:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋