Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
The next morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies,"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says, "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
2006-10-31 10:22:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome...very funny...lol
2006-10-31 12:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh, so you changed the joke around have you. O well no harm done i guess.
2006-10-31 10:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good,made me laugh!
2006-10-31 10:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 11:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-31 10:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha how funny.....
2006-10-31 11:36:25 · answer #6 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!
2006-10-31 11:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋