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"Hey, your time's up. You've been sitting on me in front of that stupid computer for waaaaaay too long!"

2006-10-31 10:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Get the hell off me you fat cow & stop your damn drink dripping on my arm. Next time you get food try eating it rather than dropping crumbs in my hard to reach parts. I AM Italian leather & don't deserve this sort of treatment & for the record, if you're going to pay me, then try hard cash in the paper form, rather than the extremely insulting small change you seem to distribute randomly ....

Also tell those horrible cats to keep their claws to themselves, they have their own furniture & are not welcome - if I were in my original form I would kick their ***** !!!!!!

2006-10-31 10:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mari C 3 · 1 1

Get off skinny your bones are digging in me & I need to pump up.

2006-11-04 04:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0 0

Get your fat but off of me
or
I'm only designed for one person at a time

2006-10-31 11:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

Nice ar$e

2006-10-31 10:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1 1

Lookin' good Ging! Those work outs are paying off girl!

; )

2006-10-31 11:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Can you watch TV on the sofa now, cos you've worn me out.

2006-10-31 10:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Get off the elephant first.

2006-10-31 14:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by LineDancer 7 · 0 1

Get off your butt and do something instead of sitting on me.

2006-10-31 12:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hey I havent seen those shorts in a while!

2006-10-31 10:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by judge_smails_sir 3 · 1 1

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