An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence, then the woman left. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
2006-10-31 09:52:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you want more tomorrow evening give my contributions a thumbs up. All taken from 'Tumour Humour' on my family forum to keep me LMAO
2006-10-31 09:55:04 · update #1
Ah come on star_smurfette you just wanted to be first that's and you couldn't read it through fast enough!!! Why the thumbs down if you didn't read the joke?
2006-10-31 09:59:40 · update #2
Ah come on star_smurfette you just wanted to be first and you couldn't read it through fast enough!!! Why the thumbs down if you didn't read the joke?
2006-10-31 10:02:16 · update #3
I wanted to give you all a Best Answer for making me laugh, but I had to choose, so I chose the one which encouraged me to 'try harder'! Thanks to you all!
2006-11-01 08:56:19 · update #4
looking forward to the rest if there as good as that
2006-10-31 22:32:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I'm not a real cowboy. But I play one on t.v.
2006-10-31 18:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was coo. honestly ur display pic made me laugh a little more than the joke
2006-10-31 19:58:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.......love the punchline! Ouch!
2006-10-31 21:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, it looks like I'm a big lezzer then
2006-11-01 04:27:41 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool very funny keep them coming good jokes!!
2006-10-31 18:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-»LãÐ¥ pîñK»-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol: made me laugh
2006-10-31 17:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pure class!!!!
2006-11-01 05:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooo long for me to read
i sorry
love titoxxxx
2006-10-31 17:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by Button.Monster 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that one is good
2006-10-31 21:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋