Forty gypsies arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
St Peter said ''Sorry, we've only got room for 12. You have to decide amongst yourselves who is coming in.''
Five minutes later, St Peter says to God '' They've gone''.
God said '' What, all forty?''
St Peter says '' No , the f***ing gates"
2006-10-31 09:41:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah,good one bloke.
heres one for you.
Q.Why do seagulls have wings?
A.To beat the gypsies to the the tip.....
2006-10-31 10:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by fingers 69 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding
2006-10-31 09:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-10-31 09:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 09:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one
2006-10-31 19:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by plasterur 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2006-10-31 10:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
do you want your driveway tarmac'd?
2006-10-31 20:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaa
2006-10-31 09:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very funny...
2006-10-31 09:59:03 · answer #9 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha liked it!!!!
2006-10-31 21:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋