Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their
car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- £50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . "Their sign
pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down
and drove off.
The following day the same police officer was patrolling in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:
"Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- £50.00."
2006-10-31 09:40:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you look funny
2006-10-31 20:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves, but Moses invests
2006-10-31 09:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by alkenlem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus save but rooney nets the rebound
2006-10-31 09:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by thegolfingjunkie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 09:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-31 21:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKED
2006-10-31 16:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by jamie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorted mate...
2006-10-31 11:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋