Love: When you take a bubble bath together
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
Love: A romantic candle-lit dinner for two
Lust: Do I have to buy you dinner first?
Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals -- to go
Love: Giving your love some candy
Lust: Thinking you are the candy
Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet
Love: Sex every night
Lust: Sex 5 times a night
Marriage: Remember sex? Me either.
Love: A night out at the symphony
Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
Love: You smell French perfume
Lust: You smell Brut aftershave
Marriage: You smell evidence that the baby needs changing...
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when she is cold
Lust: I can think of a way to stay warm...
Marriage: Your teenage daughter has borrowed all of your jackets
Love: Long drives through the countryside
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
Marriage: Long drives with the kids asking, "Are we there yet?"
2006-10-31 09:33:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gOOD JOB I REALLY DO LOVE THAT ONE U HAVE GREAT TASTE AND POTENTIAL
2006-10-31 09:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by Just_Here_3 aNSWER 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep. LOL. I remember some of those. LOL.
You know, I always wanted to put Jello in the bathtub, and climb in. Wonder how many boxes it would take? LOL.
2006-10-31 10:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you can make marriage a little more exciting.
2006-10-31 09:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.
2006-10-31 09:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 09:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You tell some of the best jokes on this site. Please keep it up. :-D
2006-10-31 17:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL......that was great! So true.....
2006-10-31 14:58:52 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-11-05 11:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋