Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila(r). Tequila(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila(r) can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila(r) almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila(r). Tequila(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila(r). However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
2006-10-31 09:31:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila(r). Leave Shyness Behind.
2006-10-31 09:32:49 · update #1
I was shy at one point in time! I couldn't ever get laid no matter how hard I tried! Then I discovered tequila. Now I have 12 kids and all their baby daddies pay me plenty of child support, I don't have to work at all so I get to enjoy my time meeting new men and having fun! I have really come out of my shell! Thanks Tequila!
2006-10-31 09:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by April M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Tequila(r)! Whenever a girl I want gets shy around me, I add some to her drink and all of a sudden, she's ready to go. ;)
2006-10-31 09:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.
Did you know the sales slogan for Tequila??
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila....floor
You have to say or hear it to understand.
2006-10-31 09:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 03:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by matlock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah!! I am trying them to annihilate, I pass to step
the thoughts that I have are disgusting
maybe with tequila I said to you which thougts I have been thinking
2006-10-31 09:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by VNSN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMMMmmmmmm! :) Yes ! Jose is my best friend when I want to feel dirty and Patron is when I'm feeling nasty and classy! Good one!
2006-10-31 10:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly different.
2006-10-31 21:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Baileys works too. Which reminds me ...
2006-10-31 09:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Ian69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm
2006-10-31 20:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 09:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋