A man espcapes from a prision one night and makes his way in to a quiet suburb where he breaks in to a couple home who are about to go to bed.. The convict makes his way upstairs to thier bedroom and proceeds to threaten them, Upon seeing the man's wife he leans over toward her,with that he ties up the husband and goes back over to the wife leans over again,then leaves toward the bathroom, While he is gone the husband quickly says to the wife"Honey from the looks of the mans clothes he has just escaped from prision and who knows how long it has been since he has had sex and from the way he was kissing your neck he might want to make love to you , I know your scared but he will kill us if you dont so be brave honey I Love You" "No" says the wife " acutally he wasnt kissing my neck but telling me how cute he thought you where then when he leaned over the second time after he tied you up he asked me where the vasiline was ,I told him it was in bathroom so "Honey be brave " "I love You
2006-10-31 09:30:51 · 10 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Alright, so what if it is not a question ,it is a really good joke!
2006-10-31 09:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by motohype 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A plus
2006-10-31 09:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by Honor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great... Take one for the team
2006-10-31 10:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-31 09:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 09:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was perty funny!
2006-10-31 09:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-10-31 16:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by jamie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-31 10:17:23 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a question.
2006-10-31 09:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL LOL ... that's funny .. thanks !
2006-10-31 09:56:35 · answer #10 · answered by Jana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋