Tony Blair, John Prescott and Jack Straw are on a long flight in Blair Force One.
Straw pulls out a £100 note and says "I'm going to throw this £100 note out and make someone down below happy".
Not wanting to be outdone, Prescott, says, "If that was my £100 note, I would split it into 2 x £50 notes and make two people down below happy".
Of course Blair doesn't want these two candidates to outdo him, so he pipes in, I would take 100 x £1 notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it any longer, comes out and says,
"I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 50 million people happy"!
Note from Asker [Reagan Syndrome] he even forgot - we don't have £1 notes anymore!!
2006-10-31 09:23:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I expect lots of thumbs down from their loyal supporters!
2006-10-31 09:23:56 · update #1
ha ha ha good one
2006-10-31 21:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No thumbs down from me, Loved it, Nice joke
Edit: Of course If they opened the door of the plane, they would be all sucked out anyway
2006-10-31 09:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic I'm happy.
Don't worry about al the Ex guitar playing academic lefty's
2006-10-31 09:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwha ha ha ha ah ah ahahaha ha ah ha
2006-10-31 10:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!
2006-10-31 09:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by Grand Diva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 09:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,it was a bush joke
2006-10-31 10:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-31 09:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...good one
2006-11-01 00:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋