I've sure got old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees and I've got diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts.
I have bouts with dementia, I have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92 and I've lost all my friends.
But, thank God - I still have my driver's license!
2006-10-31 09:19:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
smile for the day
2006-10-31 10:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is something seriously wrong with the thought that the extremely erderly are driving... dementia should be an automatic disqualifier for a license.
2006-10-31 09:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by Tim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God works in mysterious ways!
2006-10-31 09:22:53 · answer #3 · answered by Grand Diva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live in Florida and its not too funny....they let older people with problems drive. Here they worry my window tint is too dark but not about the important issues, but your joke was funny.
2006-10-31 09:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by just lQQkin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is so true. I see those people driving around all the time. LOL Hilarious!!
2006-10-31 09:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny.
2006-10-31 09:37:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That makes two of us.
2006-10-31 09:21:57 · answer #7 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you have been looking at my medical records again:)
Nice one
2006-10-31 09:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 09:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on dad i said go to bed, now just do it.
2006-10-31 09:21:20 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋