i would like to buy that t.v. please. The assistant says, sorry, we don`t serve blondes. The blonde storms out, goes home, and dyes her hair black. She returns the next day, points, and says, i would like to buy that t.v. please. The assistant says, sorry, we don`t serve blondes. She says, how do you know i am a blonde? he says, cause that`s a microwave, not a t.v.!
2006-10-31 09:17:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, thanks....
2006-10-31 09:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Average
2006-11-03 12:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three blondes get lost walking in the australian outback when they stumble upon some tracks.
The first blonde says 'I think their Kangaroo tracks'
The second one says 'no, no, their wallabie tracks'
The third one is about to say something when she gets hit by a train.
2006-10-31 17:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by HostelManager 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before. It's funny, but overused.
2006-10-31 17:39:38 · answer #4 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omigosh, that's soo funny!
2006-10-31 17:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by ksdancer1993 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved this joke. it made be chuckle out loud. hope i can remember it at work tomorrow.
2006-10-31 17:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by magicalle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-31 18:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offense but that wasn't a question , but it was a great joke!
2006-10-31 17:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by TheHillsLover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha lol funny
2006-10-31 17:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-»LãÐ¥ pîñK»-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 17:19:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-10-31 17:32:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋