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i was once asked by an exgirlfriends mum - "what is a w@nker?".

I had to explain what it meant, to the hysterical laughter of everyone else (whilst sitting at a dinner table).

whats the most embarrasing thing someone has asked you?

thanks for answering

2006-10-31 09:04:52 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

32 answers

Why was mummy screaming last night?

2006-10-31 09:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Frank H 2 · 3 2

The most embarrasing thing someone asked me, was last year when my 4 year old nephew asked me if my boyfriend kissed my "fronts". (I still don't know where he got this idea, but even so, I reported this to his mother).
The most embarassing thing that happened to me, was during summer, when I was wearing a bathing suit and I decided to go for a swim. Then I decided to go back to my beach towel, and in my sexy walk I left the water and I saw everybody laughing at me. Then I looked down and I could see my breasts and no bathing suit covering them. How embarassing! I was 14.

2006-11-01 21:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 1 2

The most embarrassing thing I have heard was when i was on a bus!!! It did not happen to me..

it was one Saturday afternoon the bus was packed as normal, i was already on the bus when the bus stopped and a young couple got on . The girl was English & her boyfriend looked foreign. The girl was walking along the bus isle with her boyfriend behind her, when the girl dropped her opened bag and things feel out of her bag on the floor, the boyfriend bent down and picked them up, the girl sat down next to me on the bus, her boyfriend was calling out her name saying you've dropped this and was waving it in the air, the girl looked really angry, when i looked to see what the guy was waving in the air it was a single tampax... the girl was as red as a tomatoe, i dont think the boyfriend knew what it was.

2006-10-31 09:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Call me lame, but I don't even know what a w@nker is. The other night in a bar, I had to explain to my parents and my mom's friend what tea bagging was. The drummer in the band that was playing walked by and heard us. He then ran to the microphone, and announced that I was explaining sexual terminology, so if anyone needed assistance, I was open for business.

2006-10-31 09:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by missyd2003 2 · 2 3

Years ago, when I was preparing for my marriage to my first husband, we were having dinner and talking about the arrangements. There was a large group of my future family with us, and my future sister-in-law, who was a year older than me, was one of these women who thought you got pregnant by sharing bath water!!!! Anyway, I was saying that I wasn't sure whether I wanted a white dress, or one with colour.

'Oh for goodness sake' she piped up.... 'Those coloured dresses are absolutely vulgar'.... 'When I get married I will want to walk down the aisle looking as vaginal as possible' 'Don't you think you should too?'

The thought of walking down the aisle in a pube suit didn't appeal!!!!!

2006-11-03 05:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by mommakayos 2 · 1 1

My Asian Indian recent immigrant coworker once asked me in front of several other coworkers how was "fromunder cheese" and what was it good with? As it turned out a male coworker had asked her earlier in the day if she would like some. I acted like I had never heard of it ... she knew something was up though cause everyone was laughing and stuff.

2006-10-31 12:16:49 · answer #6 · answered by yeah , yeah whatever 6 · 1 2

When my, then, 5 year old son asked me what a "shag" was in front of my mother. However we all know now that its just another name for a cormorant. BOOM BOOM . When my son whos now 18 reads this it'll be his most embarassing moment!!!!!! HAHAHA . I'll just go and get him so that he can read this

2006-10-31 09:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Terry the ferry 2 · 1 0

It was embarrassing to answer. I was in the car with my mother and we were listening to the radio. The traffic news was on and it said there was a shed load of metal on the motorway. My mother said, why don't they use a more accurate measurement than a 'shed load'. I was embarrassed to explain to her that it meant the load had fallen off something and that it wasn't a quantity.

2006-10-31 09:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by skorpi_ru 2 · 2 2

You didn't have a reason to be embarrassed... your ex's mum should have been embarrassed. I think I would have ignored her.

I almost drowned while going swimming...my now husband who I didn't know then jumped in to save me. When he bought me back to shore my top was gone and there were about 25 people standing around. LOL

I guess he liked what he saw we've been married over 30 years now.

2006-10-31 09:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 3 2

My wife asked me wot a pearl necklace woz

2006-10-31 14:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

slipped on ice in the street and a lady passing by asked me 'are you alright?' embarrassing because I got angry at her (ulp!), incidentally she was the only one who stopped to offer any sort of assistance. If I could turn back time

2006-10-31 21:16:54 · answer #11 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 1 1

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