fancy going upstairs to do it? the groom asks. SHUUSH!!, the bride says, these walls are paper thin, and everyone will know what we are doing. She suggests, we will talk in code, like you say to me, have you left the washer door open? They climb into bed, and he says, "have you left the washer door open?" she says "no, i closed it" she turns over, and goes to sleep.
Next morning, the bride awakes feeling very frisky,she nudges her hubby and says, actually, i think i did leave the washer door open, fancy doing some washing?
He replies: No thanks, it was only a small load, so i did it by hand!
2006-10-31
08:43:03
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