Enjoy...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but she listens in horror as
one of the men says the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come
together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in
public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma
just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."
2006-10-31 08:28:57 · 15 answers · asked by kisme86 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG.....You Rock!!!!
2006-10-31 08:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes who would like that!
2006-10-31 16:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by clairekansas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!And yes I am bored!
2006-10-31 16:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha good one!!! That was too cute and funny
2006-10-31 16:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg, that was a nice laugh, and yes, im bored, im always bored
2006-10-31 16:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by scaman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol... very funny, I'm feeling sick as well, the spelling is... too graphical...
2006-10-31 16:33:48 · answer #6 · answered by Traveler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke! LMAO!! i am bored beyond belief...thank you very much for that!
2006-10-31 16:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by Sir James the Dark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dat was de best man...lmao
2006-10-31 16:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...thank ya very mucha
2006-10-31 16:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by boomer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......... I must be quite as bored as you are but at least you made me laugh! thanks for that and enjoy the evening! :-)
2006-10-31 16:32:34 · answer #10 · answered by YessicaT@PR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋