Blonde girl get's hit with a car as she is crossing the road. In a panic, the driver rushes to her aid.
"Are you ok?", he asks.
"No, everythings a blur, I can't see a thing!"
The driver leans over her to test her eyesight, and says, "How many fingers have I got up??"
"OH JESUS, I'M PARALYSED FROM THE WAIST DOWN!!!"
please don't tell me you never got it...please think about it for a minute.............fingers below waist c'mon think about it...
2006-10-31 08:28:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....that blonde was a slut ! lol i cant stop giggling! my boss is looking rather annoyed at me...but who cares ! lol=O)
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2006-10-31 08:38:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, when he said how many fingers do I have up, the blonde thought he meant up her hoohoo, and since she couldn't feel any she thought she was paralyzed.... Priceless.
2006-10-31 08:59:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh... so funny.. took me like 3 times to get it; but when I did.... nasty boy; but still funny.
2006-10-31 08:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are the main suitable! (a edge- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can with the aid of fact it reported: "focus..." Blondie became hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-10-03 03:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by matlock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't stop her brain from working........stupid blonde! I'm aloud to say that 'cause i'm blonde!
2006-10-31 08:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by Daphne M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ooo pretty good... mot as much of a blonde joke as just a random sex joke... oh well still good...
2006-10-31 08:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's baaaaaad!
2006-10-31 08:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
not quite to test her eyesite, but cute joke, if thats how you help eyesite my girlfriend would have above perfect eyesite by now :) .......... even if she started blind :)
2006-10-31 08:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by scaman 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 09:21:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*applauds* Not bad, buddy!!
I should probably take offense...nah...
2006-10-31 08:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by nereid_queen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋