she says, we learned how to count today mummy, all the others got to 5, i got to 10, is it cause i`m blonde?
Mother: yes dear.
The next day, she says, today mummy, we learned the alphabet, all the others got to E, i got to S, is it cause i`m blonde?
Mother: yes dear.
The next day,she says we talked about breasts today, all the others are flat chested, i am 36DD, is it cause i`m blonde?
Mother: No dear, it`s cause your`e 25.
2006-10-31 08:18:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mad professor, THIS IS THE JOKE SECTION, DUH!!! Call yourself a professor? in what exactly? How to be thick!!!!
2006-10-31 08:28:26 · update #1
lol very cute reminds me of my last girlfriend
who am i kidding? like i have had a blonde girlfriend
actually like i have had a girlfriend although a woman asked me directions once does that count ???
2006-10-31 08:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sheer Magic
2006-11-03 12:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ace
2006-10-31 16:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a blonde joke i havent heard
2006-11-01 11:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, now that's enough talking about yourself whats your question.
2006-11-04 14:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, that was nice, i didn't quite expect the end, but its a funny joke
2006-10-31 16:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by scaman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one i have heard in a long long time....I Love it!
2006-10-31 16:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea LOL <2
2006-10-31 16:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha god i love it. ( im blond an i got a kick outta it)
2006-10-31 16:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ..... Cleanly got stumped !!! Wow a great piece of work !!!!!!!!!
2006-10-31 16:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋