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So i'm waiting at the buss station with this person and a car starts honking right behind us. How exactly can you make that moment a humorous one instead of a rather irritating one ? Thanks in advance :)

2006-10-31 07:47:59 · 11 answers · asked by Nothingness 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Turn to the driver that is honking and say, "It's early for the geese this year. I thought I heard them honking."

2006-10-31 08:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by stephen p 4 · 0 0

Ask the person Do you enjoy blowing your own Horn

2006-10-31 16:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by tr2thhrt 5 · 0 0

Carry a sign that says "Honk if you are a goose".

2006-10-31 15:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by me 7 · 0 0

get his attention and start miming him
'honk' an invisible horn in front of you and act like your mad at the world but WAY over exagerate it then when he pulls away just smile and wave.

2006-10-31 15:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 0 1

go up and start "party-boying" them against their side windows!...thats when u back ur booty up on the side of the car! lol

2006-10-31 16:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Congratulations..You can be a good story teller...Thats all I can Say!!!

2006-10-31 15:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

flip them the bird

2006-10-31 15:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by esugrad97 5 · 0 1

Moon them
say
'Kitty got scratch! '- it's really stupid but it sounds funny when you say it fast....

2006-10-31 15:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0 1

"Fine, I'll put the friggin bench in gear... asshole"

2006-10-31 15:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 2 0

pull out a tech-9, squeeze off a couple of rounds into his children, then say oops, i did it again.

2006-10-31 15:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

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