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when a vampire jumps on the bonnet. One says to the other, "quick!! show him your cross!"
the other leans out the window, and shouts, "get off our fu cking car!!!"

2006-10-31 07:40:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

haha good, although i didnt immediately understand "bonnet", im guess another word for hood.

2006-10-31 07:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by will 2 · 0 0

Haha it's real funny man. A vampire can make even a nun swear.

2016-05-22 19:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That was just for fun. I didn't wont your blood. I keep children in the basement for snacks now,especially so I wont need to go out at night and miss my shows on the tele.like watching reruns of the Munsters. I get the children sent to me c.o.d. all the time from there parents, have plenty.I was just wind surfing

2006-10-31 07:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny, heard it before too, and what the heck is a bonnet?

2006-10-31 07:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0 0

Ha Ha Ha....Nuns have various types of crosses to show...this one for instance...another may be if you ask for a cross she may invite you to her bed room for one !!! Ha Ha Ha ...Nice one !

2006-10-31 07:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

OK! That is a really funny one! (And you never want to make a nun cross!)

2006-10-31 07:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmfao

2006-11-01 03:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha ha lol very funny

2006-11-03 05:31:24 · answer #8 · answered by Karen T 3 · 0 0

well she has to get out of that dirty habit

2006-10-31 07:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by tomzy33 4 · 1 0

Dont get it.

2006-10-31 07:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by tinkerbella9287 4 · 1 0

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