There's a trucker driving along the highway in Nevada, and he starts to get really horny. He then sees a sign for a Brothel (whore house) 10 miles away. He begins to get very excited when he spots a note at the bottom of the sign which says: "Beware of Sandpaper Sally." He thinks this is a bit wierd but keeps driving and gets hornier and hornier. He finally gets to the Brothel, throws money down on the table, and says: "I want a whore." to which a woman repeats: "Okay, but the only girl we have left is Sally." He decides to take the offer and runs up to the room he's told Sally is in. He opens the door and sees the prettiest blond he's ever seen in his life, throws her down on the bed and procedes to have his way with her when he notices that she is a bit rough and dry down there. He asks what's wrong with her and she gets up and goes to the bathroom. She comes back and they start again. He says that it feels great and asks what she did. To which she replies:"I picked the scabs."
2006-10-31 07:33:35 · 8 answers · asked by Inferno13 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my god ! Surely Sallys serving Syphlis sweetly.....Trucker should have paid heed to the bottom of the Sign....Ha Ha Ha...Hats off to the naughty but imaginative brain of the Author of this intelligent joke and for you to present it !!
2006-10-31 07:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought that the reason she was called "Sandpaper Sally" is because "You can scratch it there, Honey"!
2006-10-31 15:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by Aldo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's so wrong!!! Poor trucker
2006-10-31 15:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
: 0! Wow. That is funny but super nasty. That has to hurt!!!
2006-10-31 15:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i gagged irl ewww...haha
2006-10-31 15:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by will 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-31 15:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-31 15:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sick!!!!!!!!!....but funny!
2006-10-31 15:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋