Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
2006-10-31 07:31:22 · 12 answers · asked by krash726 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
- We know how to lower the toilet seat. you have to, and we dont
- Hygiene isn't a foriegn word.
you never work up a sweat
- We know WHY we're mad and how to fix the problems.
we dont nag a problem to death and make it worse, we can let it go, unlike most women
- The sight of a sick family member doesn't incite panic. You're not scared to nurse or help.
you dont know when to leave us alone
- Poetry is more than random words on a page.
alot of good poetry is written by men
- You can spend two hours making a special dinner for your man and when he gulps it down in 5 minutes without so much as a "thank you", you can resist the urge to kill him.
your cooking probably sucks anyway
- You know there's more to life than fast cars and cold beer.
i dont drink, and i dont drive, dur da dur
- You know to enjoy a great meal, death and blood are not a necessity.
steak, eggs, chicken, yeah the food fairy just leaves it there every night in the grocery store
2006-10-31 08:21:35 · update #1
so screw you funchy
2006-10-31 08:23:33 · update #2
God is good (to me!!!)
Thank God he made me male.
AND
I also thank God for making such beautiful females!! THANK YOU LORD!
2006-10-31 07:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ibuprofen or Naproxen sodium can help to a degree, and they don't have the high levels of caffeine that Midol does. Warm baths, moist heating pad, relaxation techniques. Until her hormone levels self-regulate a bit, she may experience some pretty fierce symptoms. Patience, moral support, and the realization that it only lasts a few days at a time will also be of great benefit to her. Also, excercise can be good. A Brisk walk (she doesn't have to run a marathon or anything like that), for example. In upcoming months, have her read some materials on women's cycles and their relationships to foods. A healthy diet, vitamins, plenty of water and all those good things get good press for good reasons. :)
2016-05-22 19:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
> Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
But you never really know the people you talk to. What can you learn in 30 seconds?
> You know stuff about tanks.
That's about as exciting as a woman who knows stuff about lipgloss.
> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
That's the kind of guy who recylces clothing. Underwear can be turned inside out. Funny....except stale clothes don't smell so good.
> You can open all your own jars.
But you have no clue what to do with the contents. "Honey how does this stove work? Where are the pots? How high do I turn it up?"
> Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
That's cause most younger guys are broke from the video game store, the car parts store, and the liquor store (beer!)
> You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Friends who will go with you when you wee are good friends. Count yourself lucky if you have friends this good!
> You can leave the motel bed unmade.
But would you have fun unmaking the bed in the first place if it wasn't for women? ;-)
> You can kill your own food.
But you STILL can't figure out how the stove works.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Because it is so rare some men are thoughtful.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Cause if it were up to the man, it woudl never happen.
> Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
Too bad some men don't know to change it daily.
> If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
We notice. We just accept you're gay.
> You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You just can't get directions if we do get lost.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Except it takes a woman to tell you where you left them.
> You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Cause you don't know *how* to clean.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Cause most guys just go along with what they're told. Women will question it if the mechanic says you need "new muffler bearings and a flux-rotor rebuilding"
> You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
And when he is mad at you, you're too dense to realise it.
> Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
And some men wonder why they're not married.
> Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
Value of memories woman keeps: she'll treasure that moment FOREVER. Men shrug and forget the biggest day of their life.
> You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
And then you wonder why you weren't asked back to potluck dinners when all the guests brought food dishes or a bottle of wine.
> If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Being oblivious to fashion doesn't make a person a better friend.
> Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You've never met a man who pulls up in a brand-new car.
> You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
And then you wonder why the wife gets mad when you bring home orange, purple, and black to paint the kitchen for her.
> You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Except when it doesn't work, you bring out a bigger ratched. And when that doesn't work you bring out a breaker bar. And then a hammer. Then you get two buddies and a sledgehammer. Then the part gets broken and the guys all sit around and drink beer... and we wonder why it takes you a week to change a flat tire.
> You almost never have strap problems in public.
But men make up for it by having itchy privates in public.
> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Because you're unable to comprehend this newfangled invention called the "iron". But it's ok cause your boss at McDonalds doens't notice.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Too bad you don't know the mullet is out of style.
> You don't have to shave below your neck.
But make up for it by shaving your face every day, leaving crumbs all over the sink that you're unable to see.
> Gas (at either end) is cool.
Girls thought it was cool. Then they grew up.
> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
And this good...why?
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Colorblindness and inability to see fashion aren't good things.
How about great things about being a woman:
- We know how to lower the toilet seat.
- Hygiene isn't a foriegn word.
- We know WHY we're mad and how to fix the problems.
- The sight of a sick family member doesn't incite panic. You're not scared to nurse or help.
- Poetry is more than random words on a page.
- You know what any kitchen appliance does, how to work it, and generally how to clean and fix it.
- You can spend two hours making a special dinner for your man and when he gulps it down in 5 minutes without so much as a "thank you", you can resist the urge to kill him.
- You know there's more to life than fast cars and cold beer.
- You know to enjoy a great meal, death and blood are not a necessity.
- A new outfit makes you feel GOOD.
- Sex lasts more than 10 seconds and doesn't result in narcolepsy!
2006-10-31 08:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by Funchy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Most of those things you listed, i do to. The things you listed are choices we as different sexes make. And those choices are made by reasons. What are the reasons behind some of those choices? Hormones-for instance why dont men talk on the phone.... well they dont really get excited to talk on the phone as long as females who are propelled to talk a lot and share everything. Men, being less emotional are less likely to spend longer amounts talking. So most of those things are preferences, we as different sexes have. thats ithe way god made us and thats how it is supposed to be. guys, boys, men will never see that we are all equal, and yin yang so to speak. God made women with everything a guy is not and doesnt have and vice versa.
as for libra love---i dont hold it just because i "cant stand" i learned how to go pee whenever i have to if that means crouching behind a car. wow really hard. You do what you gotta do.
2006-10-31 08:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by JawBreaker 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*Almost* never have strap problems in public? So the days you have strap problems, perhaps you realise guys pretending to be women have it worse than both!
2006-10-31 12:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by The Mad Shillelagh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hear you and i am glad to be a male as well for the fact as well that if i have to urinate and can't hold it in i can just go in a corner in the street while females have to hold it in lmmfao
2006-10-31 07:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, I'm not a guy, but 12 of the things you listed pertain to me too, maybe I'm a tomboy still.
2006-10-31 07:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by Texas T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number one reason I'm happy to be female.....
I have multiple orgasms!
Cheers!
2006-10-31 07:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there is only one time a month when i wish i was a guy....
2006-10-31 08:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One doubt.............
You get drafted and go fight for your country and you might not live to see your family again.
2006-10-31 19:21:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋