3 friends were driving in the desert when the car broke down. They then decided to walk until they found a village. The first man took out a loaf of bead to carry just in case they got hungry. The second man went into the car and got a gallon of water just in case they got thirsty. The third man wasn't so bright so he ripped off the car door. when asked about his reason for doing this. He replied "when it gets hot i can screw down the window"
2006-10-31 07:13:24 · 11 answers · asked by Black Like A Tar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here's a next dry one.
*warning this may offend some people****
An American, a Mexican and a Bahamian are flying on a plane. The pilot says the plane is to heavy so he orders them to throw away their carry-ons the Bahamian has two bags of fish so he throws them off sayin his country has a lot of fish so don't worry about it. The plane is still too heavy so the mexican threw away several bags of vegetables saying don't worry my country has a lot of vegies. The American was traveling light and have and carry-ons so he threw the mexican out of the plane. When the shocked Bahamian asked him why. He said don't worry my country has a lot of them.
2006-10-31 07:34:43 · update #1
that was funny 10
2006-10-31 19:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As old as the sand in the desert they're walking on.
2006-10-31 15:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by canela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 2nd one more than the 1st.
2006-10-31 16:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. Got another one?
2006-10-31 15:19:38 · answer #4 · answered by keyab 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh they are cute jokes the first one is good the secound one i have heard before but a bit different!!!! but good though
2006-10-31 15:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by deenz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn it into a redhead, a brunette and a blonde and you got a winner dude!
2006-10-31 15:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. It didn't make me laugh then either.
2006-10-31 15:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 15:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's ok, but not very good.
2006-10-31 15:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's stupid, why didn't he leave it where it was with the window wide open..............
2006-10-31 15:27:05 · answer #10 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋