blonde walks into a bar, orders a pint of lager, throws it back in one go and is completely legless. she makes her way outside where she bumps into a guy who sees the state she's in, brings her up an alley and has his wicked way with her for about 2 hrs. Same thing happens every night for 2 weeks then one night she enters bar and barman asks her if she'll have the usual. no she replies, think i'll try an ale, that lager gives me an awful pain in the c**t.
2006-10-31 07:09:01 · 8 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny and no haven't heard it before, thanks for making me laugh xXx
2006-10-31 07:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty bad. I've definitly read and heard better blonde jokes.
2006-10-31 07:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO hee-larious
2006-10-31 07:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you have to ride the short bus to school?
2006-10-31 07:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 07:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, but it's not that good.
2006-10-31 07:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-31 07:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious!
2006-10-31 07:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by Yellow Bus Ryda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋