I met a chap and he has a smelly hoo-ha.... from a man's perspective would it be rude to ask him to use domestos instead of shower gel?
2006-10-31 07:06:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
nope tell the chessy knobed get to have a shower with a brillo pad
2006-10-31 07:07:59 · answer #1 · answered by toon_tigger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends......
First the color of the hoo-ha must be determined. If it is a normal color then there is nothing to worry about. If he has a blue hoo ha then the subject must be explored a littler deeper. Sometimes if he wears clothes that are not washed properly the color of the clothes my transfer to the hoo-ha, resulting in a blue hoo-ha. Still in other cases the hoo-ha is indeed blue, a product of pigmentation. This true blue hoo ha will indeed be a little smelly. In some case this can be severe and is known as acute true blue hoo-ha syndrome. But there is hope. The smell of the acute true blue hoo ha. Is not dependant on size. Even the smallest of men with their true blue hoo has have a very strong order . This is called acute minute true blue hoo-ha syndrome. Unfortunately there is no cure.
2006-10-31 15:32:27 · answer #2 · answered by Russell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are close enough to smell his hoo-ha, you can give him a bottle of domesto. Wash it for him a few times and he'll get the Idea. Don't come right out and tell him. Just tell him the smell of demesyo turns you on.
2006-10-31 15:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm not sure if I have a hoo-ha. But a yee ha, well, that's what she says. But enough about me. If you've got close enough to smell it, then unless your mouth was full at the time you could easily have told him. If you're involved with him, by all means tell him. If you're embarrased by talking about it though, why not wash him yourself? Do it in the guise of treating him. But make sure you still have your clothes on. That way, if he continues to smell after you've cleansed him, you can make it out the door in double quick time.
2006-10-31 15:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by Ashoka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy your boyfriend a full set of mens cologne and after shave, with deodorant included. Tell him how much you like the smell and you'd love it if he made an effort to continually wear it when you are going out-dating. If, he doesn't wear it on the next date, he probably showed be shown the door.
In this way, he is showing you some consideration as to what you want and like.
2006-11-01 12:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by marnefirstinfantry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me it wouldn't be rude, but depending on the smell, as others have said, you need to be careful.
It might not be that he has infections, it might be that he doesn't shower often or take care of his privates, which is a hygiene problem any way you look at it. If, however, you determine that the smell is natural, then just ask him to handle it the way you want it to be handled.
2006-10-31 15:10:30 · answer #6 · answered by RivatricHistrionic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he smells like that, I hope your not engaged in sex with him.Give him some A-JAX cleanser and Right-Guard soap and maby a brush and lock him in a shower untill he smells better.No it wouldnt be rude to tell him to shower.
2006-10-31 15:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by mswildman2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him "no more rumpy pumpy" til he gets circumsised!!! If he refuses;- Look up the causes of cystitis and cervical cancer on Google. Then show cheesedick the door
2006-10-31 15:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by bushmasta176 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best advice for you would be to stay away from his hoo-ha
2006-10-31 15:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by Zach_C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell is a hoo ha and domestos...don't you mean yoo hoo and doritos
2006-10-31 15:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋