what would your tombstone say? if I was to come up with a few funny things?

Question

hi I have this clip art picture of a tombstone for Halloween. It's blank and I need some real funny lines or ideas to fill it in with. who can help come up with the most cleaver ideas of what to write on this tombstone, gets my points :) Any ideas? thanks
Kelly

Answer 1

come in, make yourself at home...

Answer 2

Stranger tread. This ground with gravity. Dentist Brown. Is filling his last cavity. for a Dentist.

Come blooming youths, as you pass by ,And on these lines do cast an eye.As you are now, so once was I;As I am now, so must you be;Prepare for death and follow me.
To follow you I am not content,How do I know Which way you went.

Here lies Lester Moore.Four slugs From a forty-four.No Les.No More.

He was young.He was fair.But the Injuns.Raised his hair.

Here lays Butch.We planted him raw.He was quick on the trigger.But slow on the draw.

Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.

there's a lot more.

Answer 3

it particularly is a puzzle. Flies many circumstances basically lay eggs on a ineffective animal so as that the transforming into maggots have nutrition. i'm specific any commercial insect spray will kill the "maggots". Maggots look as fat, short white "catapiller-looking" subject concerns with out evident legs. Termite are additionally white, yet have extraordinarily considered legs. From Wkipedia: As with fleas and ticks, maggots may well be a raffle to enjoyed ones pets. Flies reproduce with out postpone interior the summertime months and maggots can are available in great numbers, transforming into a maggot infestation and a intense probability of myiasis in pets. regardless of if optimal maggots basically eat ineffective tissue, some maggots, that's composed of specific botfly larvae, spend element of their lifecycle as parasites decrease than the floor of residing animals. they're waiting to be painful and up to date a severe probability to pets or the a number of animals. people are no further evidence against the feeding habit of maggots and could additionally contract myiasis. interaction between people and maggots many circumstances occurs on the brink of rubbish cans, ineffective animals, rotten nutrition, and different breeding grounds for maggots. a important difficulty additionally arises mutually as maggots replace into flies and start up up the life cycle as at once as extra. indoors some generations this style of maggots exponentially grows and turns good right into a severe difficulty. professionals can do away with maggots or many over the counter malicious program sprays may well be utilized to discourage flies and maggots. protecting trash in a sealed field and utilising a rubbish disposal or freezing rotting leftovers until ultimately trash day help ward off infestation.

Answer 4

A waste of such a perfectly good hole

My stone is bigger than yours!

All because i told her that dress made her look "Chubby"

Glad 2 get away from HIM/HER

Stop lookin at my rocks, perv!

If i wasnt dead...id kill you

Bored 2 death

Come on in.... its an underground party!

Died from terminal dissapointment

Dont make me come up there.....

Answer 5

im sorry that i cant stand up.

today im resting come back tomorrow

turn off the damn light, im sleeping

i cant breath!!!!!

have you seen my hands??

dont eat at that chinese restaurant!!!!!

thank ronald, arbys, hardees, and taco bell for bringing me here

Answer 6

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go.

Answer 7

She was Laid at Rest

Answer 8

gone fishing

Answer 9

Please Don't Smoke near by ! A chain smoker's Tomb ! "I would come out of my Grave for a Cigarette !" was his favourite saying!

Answer 10

my cerebelum's tumped out almost a full gram of mercury into my spinal cord, and everything feels like its on fire???????????