I'm looking for a wealthy, beautiful, large breasted, even tempered, obedient woman who can cook and clean and doesn't mind the occasional threesome with her good looking friends. My story you ask? I am between 5' 2- 6'0, about 295lbs, and sort of balding. I like to play X-box, Play Station and do the nasty. I'm 35 years old, only been married 3 times, haven't been arrested since I was 26. I enjoy good cooking, getting back massages, and taking long naps. My favorite food is Chicken McNuggets. I am willing to relocate to her place if necessary.
2006-10-31 05:59:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You sounded like a real catch, until I got to the Chicken McNuggets. You lost me there.
2006-10-31 06:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by suki's mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then you fell out of bed and woke up, right?
For what you have to offer you'll have to settle for a middle aged, saggy boobed, marzipan eating, soap opera watching, no flossing, slipper wearing trailer trash hottie.
After three marriages you should be happy you still have Rosy Palm and her five sisters to play with your sorry obese, a s s.
2006-10-31 14:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Between 5'2-6, that's imposible! You will never find a girlfriend by being a lier! First find out how tall you are and send another message.
2006-10-31 14:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Cowgirl Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That`s suppose to be the fun part.I mean,the looking for that person.You will find them just don`t think that they are going to be perfect.Because if you do you may just pass them by.
2006-10-31 14:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Step 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know man, she may either be at your local dog pound, realdolls.com, or maybe you can mail-order a bride from another country
2006-10-31 14:04:49 · answer #5 · answered by Sonyja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have big boobs.. but not 4 loosers
2006-10-31 14:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by dreamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a good joke..........
2006-10-31 14:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sqrlll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋