this is your last chance and these are only jokes but near the mark
simon weston has filed for divorce on the grounds of adultery, he said kids look nothing like him
what did the disabled kid says when his dog jumped onto the sofa?
down syndrome
what did eric claptons nanny say when his son fell 7 floors to his death?
there goes my job out of the window
i sat in front a leper in a restaraunt the other day, i looked at him and threw up, he apologized his seaping wounds were putting me off my food, its not that i said the guy behind you keeps dipping his chips in your back
at a train station a man asked for " a dirst dass ticket to dottingham please
the man behind the counter said " you need a packet of tunes mate
the man asked " why? does it cure down syndrome ?
elton john has finally agreed to do a tribute song for mother theresa,
its called sandals in the bin
2006-10-31 05:43:05 · 31 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
couldn't b arsed Reading it
2006-10-31 05:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
helen keller fell in a well an scremed her hands off.thanks for the 2 pts.
2006-10-31 14:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok
Trading standards have admitted why golliwogs were banned from marmalade labels
Its because niggers were peeling them off and using them as bus passes .
2006-10-31 14:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by whospiltmypint 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm
2006-10-31 13:46:48 · answer #4 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Top class
2006-10-31 13:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im sorry - even me the open minded one found these quite sick - but hey on the bright side .....ta for 2 pts
2006-11-02 08:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were alright, i really liked the one about the disabled kid's dog.
2006-10-31 14:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard them before.
2006-10-31 14:02:58 · answer #8 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny really, heard them all before, sorry, but keep trying.
2006-10-31 13:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Close to the bone, but funny
2006-10-31 13:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
picc 73:
They were hardly top class.
Anyone who finds these funny is an insecure moron. you woulden't like it if people laughed at your problems.
2006-10-31 14:34:32 · answer #11 · answered by cloud 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋