Q:How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
2006-10-31 04:53:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
true i tried the paper one befor and it worked she turned it about 2 or 3 times
2006-10-31 04:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a bit longer version of the plane ride one.
A blonde gets on a plane heading for Chicago and sits in the first class section, even though she has a ticket for coach.
The head stewerdess comes over and kindly explains to the blonde that she cannot sit in the first class section because her ticket is for coach.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm not moving."
Flustered, the head stewerdess goes into the pilot's compartment and begins to explain the trouble to the pilot and co-pilot. The co-pilot stands up and says he will take care of it.
The co-pilot approaches the blonde and explains to her that she has a coach ticket and must move to the coach section.
Again, the blonde speaks up. "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot goes back to the pilots compartment and tells the Captain of the plane that he couldn't get the blonde to move.
The Captain says he knows what to do and hands control of the plane over to his co-pilot, gets up and goes to see this troublesome blonde.
He leans down and whispers into her ear a quick sentence. With a huff, she stands up and storms back to the coach section, mumbling "well why didn't they say so sooner."
The Captain sits back down, grinning from ear to ear. The Stewerdess and Co-pilot are dumbfounded. Finally the Co-Pilot askes, "how did you get her to move?!"
The Captain looks over and explains, "simple, my wife is blonde, so I just told her that the First class section isn't going to Chicago."
2006-10-31 05:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did a blond get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept on throwing away all the W's
2006-10-31 05:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by martica595500 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde? placed a scratch and sniff on the backside of the swimming pool. How do you preserve a blonde busy? provide her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
2016-12-28 08:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the one about the plane ride and the other ones
2006-10-31 04:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two points for mew yepeeeeee by the way those were funny, keep them coming
2006-10-31 06:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very interestinnnnngggggh.
2006-10-31 04:57:08 · answer #7 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all really good. I just pray that no one on earth is really that dumb.
2006-10-31 06:43:21 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet! this applies to every blonde i know--thanx!
2006-10-31 06:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2006-10-31 05:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋