Here's what happened.. I came into work today (halloween day) all dressed up in my costume and everything. Well I noticed that my chair was missing and there was a different one at my desk. I didn't think anything of it.. I sat down and there was blue INK all over my chair. So it got all over my hands which then in turn got all over my costume so now I look like a giant Smurf. Well my boss put ink all over my co workers chair in an attempt to play a joke on him but he caught on (he's a smart one) and then he switched chairs with me. So I got all the ink.. Now I want to get him back. Please keep i nmind I work in a professional office so please don't suggest anything to extreem. But I definatly want something GOOD. Thanks, Jennie
2006-10-31 04:10:20 · 5 answers · asked by Jennie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Put some cold cream or hand lotion on the ear piece of his phone.
2006-10-31 04:14:50 · answer #1 · answered by Xeod 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your office is a professional office? Now, that's the joke!
Anyways, have salesman prank call him over and over again from an outside private line. Get one of your friends to make the calls for you. When he doesn't pick up after a while, have them leave him messages at work until his mailbox is full. Now your co-worker will have to go thru all the messages in order to delete them all.
2006-10-31 13:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by Light 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see how putting blue ink all over someone is professional. But you should definately get him back. In my office we got one of our coworkers really good by offering everyone a piece of bubbleyum gum. But the piece we gave him had playdough inside the wrapper instead. You have to get some pink or purple playdough for it to work. It's nontoxic and produces hilarious results!!! Happy Halloween!
2006-10-31 12:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put some prawns in his desk drawer or tape some under his desk. When they start to go off they will stink and people will think it's him. Everyone will talk about him stinking but probably not say anything to his face so not to hurt his feelings! Ha ha!
Classic!
2006-10-31 12:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by Wee John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a water balloon in your shirt and tell her that your implants are leaking!! as you squeeze balloon and drop to the floor!!lol!!:)
2006-10-31 12:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by Naomi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋