A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
2006-10-31 04:09:13 · 10 answers · asked by G 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
As someone who tells a lot of jokes myself....that was a good one. Keep it up
2006-10-31 14:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I enjoyed that! But to answer your question, I don't think we should allow society to dictate age restrictions in relationships. There is a 21 year age gap between my boyfriend and I (I'm 27). I have never been happier in my life. Just like with any relationship, it needs to have the essentials like trust, understanding, communication, interests, goals, etc. If those elements are in place, then nothing else matters. Love is the greatest feeling in the world, and age shouldn't stop anyone from experiencing it.
2006-10-31 13:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by Crazy-N-Luv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can follow that one so 6/10
2006-10-31 12:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. age do matter to some, but, anyway I wish to congratulate U for your entertaining text. U are very creative. your text make the readers laughed. And to maintain your look, laughter is indeed the best medicine. The more often U laugh, the younger U looks. Keep it up.
2006-10-31 12:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by atbt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lady !
2006-10-31 12:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya gotta watch out for them old gals...They have their ways of getting into your pants for fun...
2006-10-31 12:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-10-31 12:12:02 · answer #7 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
age matters sometimes i didnt read what u wrote but i read the question at the top
2006-10-31 12:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! no it doesn't matter to me much.
2006-10-31 12:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good joke.....
2006-10-31 12:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by oona121571 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋