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WANNA BE A PUMPKIN?

A woman was asked by a coworker, "What is it like to be a Christian?"

The coworker replied, "It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from
the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then he
cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the
seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc., and then He carves you a new smiling
face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see."

This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to
pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins
in my patch.


PUMPKINS & JESUS

P is for the People that Jesus came to save
U is for the Unconditional love to each one He gave
M is for the Message that we should all be sharing
P is for the Priceless gift God above showed he is caring
K is for the King of Kings
I is for the Insight He brings
N is for the Nails in His hands
S is for our Savior who gave His life so that we could st

2006-10-31 02:47:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

FANTASTIC!!!!

Have a Blessed All Saints' Eve.

2006-10-31 02:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What did your god do with the seeds?

It's a waste to throw them away. They can be used for next year's planting or can be roasted with salt for a yummy treat.

The pumpkin itself can be cooked and mashed for yummy pies, soups or breads.

I think I'd rather be stay a Pagan. We appreciate the actual gift of the pumpkin itself. We honor what our Earth Mother (the Goddess Gaia) gives us and make certain that Her bounty is used well.

2006-10-31 11:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 0 0

I agree with Jed1Josh. LOL Yeah pumpkins rot. Lol

2006-10-31 10:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 1 0

Cute story-too bad most "christians" I know are too busy casting stones about halloween being pagan to appreciate the thought of sharing kindness.

2006-10-31 10:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by Walking on Sunshine 7 · 2 0

Very cute!! I'll pass this along to all of the pumpkins in my patch...Thank-you!

2006-10-31 10:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Happy Halloween. See im a pumpkin today. lol

2006-10-31 10:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

about a week after a pumpkin is carved, it begins to rot.

2006-10-31 10:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 5 2

Uh, happy halloween.

What/where's the question?

2006-10-31 10:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That is the most retarded thing I've read all day.

2006-10-31 12:03:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Love it.

2006-10-31 10:52:10 · answer #10 · answered by darlndanna 3 · 0 1

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