your mom is so fat her cerial bowl comes with a life guard!
your moms so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
your mom is so poor she used fruit loops as earrings!
your mom is so poor i went to her house and i saw a lit cigarrtee and put it out and she yelled, " who turned off our heat!"
2006-10-31 02:44:56 · 13 answers · asked by kirstie d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like the last one most of all!
2006-10-31 02:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by Nickname 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres some more!!!
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept .
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
she turned around and went home
2006-10-31 02:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by Shaina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat, when she hauls azz, she makes 2 trips
yo momma so fat, she gets a frequent buyer discount at KFC
yo momma is so stoopid, she used her food stamps to mail your lunch
yo momma is so ugly, she has to keep a porkshop in her pocket just to get the dog to play with her
2006-10-31 02:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by mike c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas sooooo fat, she was gonna star in E.T, but she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
2006-10-31 03:56:56 · answer #4 · answered by Nose Lobes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-your mom is so dumb that when she went to the movies and it read under 17 not admitted, she went back home and got 16 of her friends
-your mom is so ugly that when she was young her parents used a slingshot to feed her
-your mom is so ugly that when she was young her parents would tie a piece of meat around her neck just so the dog would play with her
-your mom is so dumb that she tought a quarterback is a refund
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2006-10-31 02:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squished the boogers out of George Washington's nose.
2006-10-31 05:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by Some Guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom's so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon,
Your mom's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Sorry if these offend, I was just playing along!
2006-10-31 02:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by The Edge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they have to change the sign,
2006-10-31 02:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those r funny but not origanal i have heard better u got that off the computer and by the way its yo momma jokes
2006-10-31 02:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by Imperfection At Its Finest. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one is funny. you dont find many funny to mama jokes now, but you did pretty good!
2006-10-31 02:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋