2006-10-31 02:42:17 · 6 answers · asked by 13rich02 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
2006-11-01 03:43:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man walked into a bar and said ouch.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. (Sorry to those concerned)
That's just what I got so far cos the jokes I tell are usually long.
2006-11-01 14:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What have Elton John and Richard Hammond got in common?
They both end up with sh!t in thier helmets!
2006-11-03 16:29:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A:When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil (sorry blondes!)
2006-11-01 11:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by monicker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you cross a nymphomaniac with a dictionary?
a fcuking know -it-all.
2006-11-01 05:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the brown stuff between elephants toes ?
Slow natives ............
2006-11-02 14:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋