There was an old woman from Capri?

Question

There was an old woman from Capri?
Who was crossed with a Chimpanzee
The results were quite horrid
Big t*ts and no forehead
Blue balls and a prick on each knee.

Answer 1

nice one, sounds like my wife

Answer 2

There was a young woman from Ealing
She got sent to jail for stealing
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And p i s s e d all over the ceiling

lol

There once was a girl from west-horton
She had a long t it and a short u'n
To make up for that.....
She had a big hairy tw**
And a fart like a 750 Norton

boom boom

Answer 3

There was an old woman from Capri
Who ran to the loo very quickly
She'd no sooner sat down
When the water turned brown
And the smell made her feel quiet queasy

Answer 4

I sneezed a sneeze into the air
it fell to earth, I know not where,
but hard and froze were the looks of those
in whose vicinity I snoze !

Answer 5

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Try and say that when your pissed!

Answer 6

So she went to a surgeon and she asked,
will you change me so I won't be masked?
He said, when I'm done, you'll look like Venus
When he was done, she had no balls "or" a penis!
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I can't believe I just partisipated in this Garbo! Okay, where's my damned paycheck? HAHAHA!

Answer 7

never heard of your old woman
do not keeps her too often in your head

Answer 8

hey!!! thats my mum you're talking about

Answer 9

weird

Answer 10

BOOM BOOM Richard LMAO