i was sitting in my chair watching tv when she came over, put her butt on my shoulder and farted on me. it was loud too! i didn't know what to say, what should i have done?
2006-10-31 01:30:44 · 33 answers · asked by Mr. Nice 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Urgh - That is rude!
Save up a big one, and do it back!
And show her the replies you get to this question!!!!
2006-10-31 01:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Kazbaz ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that was sick but i guess it would have help to know how long you have been together .if you've been together for more than 2 years she feels comfortable around you ,some people have sick ways of showing affection .if it made you feel sick tell her not to do that in a way she wont feel bad .if it didn't bother you that much than don't even bring it up ..............wow i have been with my man for 6 years and theres no way in hell i would fart on his shoulder you know it might have slip out in the same room when i was feeling sick but on top of him never that so UN sexy uhhhhh but its all on how you feel about it .and then you react based on that .but for god sake what ever you do don't fart on her cuz it will just be a game from then on ...................................good luck
2006-10-31 01:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by mari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she's growing accustomed to you do you fart?
she might of felt like Jim Carey for just minute.
you should of waved to you nose and tasted it like a fine wine and said very' high' low grease, tight and dry w/a hint of Doritos good goin I'm proud of you .Then told her what you really think of girl expelling on you and about cooth. It sounds like a joke you can work out. you might not know it but your body can be a symphony @ night maybe she was sharing it w/ you in daytime. tell her if you cant do it in the Sims2 its not cool. j/k
2006-10-31 01:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have discovered that your girlfriend is what is referred to as 'ill mannered'. Her behavior was rude & disrepectful. I don't know how you could have handled the situation any differently...what would anyone have done in the same situation. Were other people present? If so, her intent may have been to embarrass you, who knows? Buy her a book of etiquette and suggest she read up.
2006-10-31 01:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
thats kindof funny sorry!!
i would do it back to her
give her a dutch oven in bed tonight make sure shes awake to really get the full effect
i am really suprised that this question came from a guy coming from the girl i can see but you crack me up
have fun with your fart-venge
2006-10-31 01:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. It's funny but it is uncalled for. It's not really a lady like thing to do. I don't know what to say about it. Just explain to her that you will not tolerate such behavour expecially from a lady. She sounds to me like she is a bit inmature. Or do it back to her and see how much she likes it!
2006-10-31 01:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by rach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink a bunch of beer, get drunk, go to bed, when your sleeping you'll have the worst beer farts ever. Just aim your *** in her direction and fire away. I promise by morning, she'll be sleeping on the couch.
2006-10-31 01:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her it was really sick of her.....but b polite and try not to get into an arguement.....perhaps she had planned sumtin else but, by mistake farted. otherwise if u dont feel comfy wid her let her go man!
all the best!
2006-10-31 01:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by i'll solve ur probs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do the burp one. Have lots of garlic and onions for dinner then burp while you are kissing her open mouth.
My fave....save up the gas...then when you need to let it rip, catch is with your hand and open it up to her face...or cover her nose and mouth with it.
That'll teach her.
2006-10-31 01:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by Clock Watcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most ppl r probley gonna tell u to do it back but u didnt like it why would you do it to someone else. just tell her that you think that it was rude and that u dont want her to do it again. i dont know just try to talk to her about it. hell fart in her face and tell her yeah see you dont like it do u lol just kidden
2006-10-31 01:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋