What is dumbest yo momma joke?

Question

anything as stupid as "yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry!" lol

Answer 1

Yo mama is so ugly, even Freddy Kruger got grossed out

Answer 2

Yo momma's lips are so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

Answer 3

yo momma

Answer 4

Any thing stupid as?

"Yo momma is SOO Hairy, She had hair growing on her nipples." LOL

OR

"Yo momma is sooo FAT, GOD ALMIGHTY couldn't even lift up her spirit."

Answer 5

yo momma so stupid she thought she could get a GED by spelling it.

Answer 6

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says" Picture continued on other side."

Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her..

Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant,she doesn't get a menu,she gets an estimate.

Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of petrol.

Answer 7

im not sure about dumbest, but when i was a kid these made me laugh.

yo mamma's so fat, she has her own area code.
yo mamma's so fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion.
yo mamma's so fat, she uses diet soap.
yo mamma's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
yo mamma's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks
yo mamma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.
yo mamma's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone

Answer 8

was up michelle! we watchin borat riite now......we always do yo momma jokes together! (remember last year?) here's one u told me:
yo momma so fat that when she saw a school bus, she said stop that twinkie!

Answer 9

so ugly it looks like her neck threw up

so stupid she got hit by a parked car

so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out

so fat that when she wears a red dress all the kids yell 'Hey KoolAid'

Answer 10

yours will do fine