2006-10-31 00:30:21 · 14 answers · asked by cengozine 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
seeing God, Moses, and Jesus for the first time, i'll be too ashamed to ask anything.
seeing mohamad, i'll ask him "so what was the real age of ur child wife? some said 6, some said 9! and hows hell?"
ps. assuming i had a chance to send a question over, that is. i'll probably never see mohamad, as he's not going to be in the same place as me, thats for sure.
when im on the earth, he'll be at (you all know where). when i go up, he'll still be at (you all know where).
2006-10-31 00:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I don't think I would be able to ask God and the Son of God any kind of question. I would probably just be praising them. I don't know what I would say to Moses. As for mohammed, I'd pass a note down to hell and ask how hot is it.
2006-10-31 00:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I will be to busy Worshiping to ask any questions of my LORD and God.
I expect Moses will be doing the same as me, so I won't have opportunity to ask him any questions.
2006-10-31 01:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by Minister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a big joke, right? I mean in the old testament you supported mass genocide, the raping of women, and so on. The Bible is fractal-filled with thickets and labyrinths, and that is why people love it. It has as many contradictions as any other thought system; and is seen by some as a form of poetry. Explain.
2006-10-31 00:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by smilelifeisanadventure 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a) Moses is the prophets of God
b) Jesus is the begotten son of God (base on humanity)
c) Mohammad is the prophets of Islam
I will ask God who is a LIAR among them
2006-10-31 00:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by NIGHT_WATCH 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am very sure that on the day when I am in front of the Holy Throne, I will be speechless....
speechless with shame, joy, peace, and the cleansing fire of forgiveness.
2006-10-31 00:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by evolver 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well since 3 of the 4 are dead and the other doesn't exist, its not much of a question really is it?
2006-10-31 00:38:26 · answer #7 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Are you kids going to keep fighting among yourselves, or are you ready to go to work and help me clean up the mess you made?
2006-10-31 00:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by joetheway 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Why? I mean really, guys, what's the deal? Why do you go and make yourselves logical impossibilities, then punish those who do not believe in you?"
2006-10-31 01:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by DoctorScurvy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will ask for world problem and solve them.
2006-10-31 00:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by First♥ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋