It finally all makes sense... I never looked at it this way before...
MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps,
MENtal breakdown,
MENopause,
GUYnocologist...and when we have REAL trouble, It's a...
HISterectomy!!!!
Ever notice how womens problems start with MEN???
Send this to all the women you know to brighten up their day!!!!
2006-10-31 00:29:00 · 35 answers · asked by T - C - B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. I like your sense of humour
Did you know that yesterday,scientists for Health Britain suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding,100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,talked excessively without making sense,became overly emotional, couldn't drive,failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong.
2006-10-31 00:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well your carefully worked out logic fails, lady - Gynaecologist and Hysterectomy.
Twisting the world to fit your sexist view - tut, tut, tut
2006-10-31 01:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by NORSE-MAN 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You call Mental Illness and Mental breakdown womens problems? I get your joke but you can wear those problems not me!
2006-10-31 00:47:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I just read this out to hubby who replied with "that's just women being paranoid"
2006-10-31 05:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jayne 2 (LMHJJ) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And mens problems start with wo.
2006-10-31 02:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
women moaning at me again last night.
women was moaning about socks on floor
women was complaining i watch to much footie
women says not getting any till the dishes are done
women says wants more kids
women wont let me sleep with other women
women moaning cause I'm going down the pub
women wants to cuddle after.[see dishes],
see it works both ways.just a smitten of the problems men face beginning with the word women.PS shouldn't you be getting your husbands tea.
2006-10-31 00:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
I love u girl.....you have sooooo made my day!!!!x
my husband got jealous....and he wants me to add this, just to make him feel better;
HERnia......aahhhh never mind we can beat them all!...and send them to GUY'S hospital to the HIStology department, to get their brain cells monitored; after which they will need a MENtor!!
2006-10-31 01:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ever noticed how ex gf's/wives are like clouds?Eventually they F**K off and its a sunny day again.lol
Sorry but tit for tat.
2006-10-31 00:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by aberdeen302004 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Still funny after the 5th time, i like it muchly! x x
2006-10-31 00:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by storm.minx 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol it confirms what ive suspected all along lol
have a great day x
2006-10-31 00:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋