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How many times did I wake up throughout the night, and why?

2006-10-31 00:11:47 · 20 answers · asked by Shinny 3 in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

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You woke approximately every 15.2 minutes. each time was to resolve one of several needs which would be enumerated as the following: to urinate;take tylonol; have sex with the willing, the sleeping or yourself; to evacuate your bowels; take more tylonol; watch a bowflex commercial and then stare in the mirror hoping you're hot...then having to empty your bowels again while urinating; searching your body forf the sign of the beast; more tylonol; checking the medicine cabinet and shower for scary things (possibly to have sex with)...

hmmm...yep. that's what happened when I did that suff.

2006-10-31 00:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by silverback487 4 · 2 0

Well, I drank a bit less than you and got up to vomit twice and pee 4 or 5 times, so I'm guessing you must have got up at least that many times!

Or you only got up once to find your teddy bear coz you were so scared after watching the movie!!!!

2006-10-31 08:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by sammi 6 · 1 0

You were awake the whole night as were too scared to go to sleep after watching the Omen!

2006-10-31 08:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by mrdanlondon 2 · 1 0

Two times to take a leak, twice in a cold sweat due to a nightmare and eighteen times to get a drink of water because of the Chinese.

2006-10-31 08:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Waking up several times in the night was probably caused by indigestion, try some peptobismal or rennies next time.

2006-10-31 08:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by Nobody200 4 · 0 1

You were either so drunk you slept right through (and probably snored quite loudly) or you were very ill and scared and spent a lot of the night awake!

2006-10-31 08:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

3 Times - 2 sh!ts and a w4nk probably.

2006-11-02 04:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

twice
2 b sick
this morning u were sick again.

still feeling green?
better give ur body the day off, lots of fresh water 2 flush the gunk from ur system.

2006-10-31 08:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

7 times...because your head kept banging off the sink as your fell asleep when you were sitting on the bog due to your eating habits???.....or 5 times because you thought your eyes were being pecked out by crows...OR the one that got me...being chased by some hideous little kid on a tricycle....at least 10 times for that one !!!!

2006-10-31 08:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 3 0

sounds like a bloody great night to me. except i dont like seafood.

i would have patted my belly contentedly and passed out in a drunken stupor dreaming scary dreams and not woken up all night.

2006-10-31 08:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 1 0

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