The labour party have today changed their emblem from a rose to a condom.
As it more accurately reflects the labour goverments politcal stance.
A condom allows for inflation, holts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actully being fucked!!!!
2006-10-31 00:06:45 · 15 answers · asked by T - C - B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it!
Reminds me of this bloke who was walking along a country path in Devon,when he noticed a young lad busy making something.He took a closer look, and was horrified to find the boy was playing with cow manure.A bit taken aback,he asked,"What on earth are you doing,lad?" The boy looked up and said,"I'm making John Prescott." Amazed,and unable to think of anything sensible to say,he asked"Prescott? Why are you making John Prescott?" Why not Tony Blair?" The boy looked at him seriously and said,"Oh no,I could never make Tony Blair." "Really? Why's that? asked the man.The lad shrugged, and replied," Come off it.There's not enough bullshit in all of Devon to make Tony Blair."
2006-10-31 00:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
Which idiots gave the 3 thumbs down!?
2006-10-31 06:35:59 · answer #2 · answered by cloud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-31 00:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic like it alot not afraid of speaking the truth then xx
2006-10-31 00:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good! And they are a joke now. I hope they sort themselves out, though I can't see it happening.
2006-10-31 00:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by Bob M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup and have you seen the picture that goes with it?
2006-10-31 00:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
right on
2006-10-31 00:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO it funny cause its true
2006-10-31 03:52:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 03:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good!
2006-10-31 00:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋