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i hadn't drank any liquor in a few weeks and then i went out and drank to my hearts content. i've blacked out before, i've puked before, but honestly i've never pissed myself before. it was just too funny. i woke up in the morn and half the matress was soaked. my gf was none too pleased, but i thought it was a hellova lark. hahaha!

2006-10-30 23:58:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

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Welcome to the crew. I drank for years before I did. But sooner or later I think everyone does. Bet your mattress smells sweet, huh!

2006-10-31 01:12:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not on myself but on a bum that was sleeping under the cardboard boxes behind the bar. I was on my way out of the parking lot and had the urge to urinate. The place was busy and I didn't want to argue with the bouncer about having to pay the cover charge to get in again so I found a place behind the bar and let it loose on the pile of boxes. The boxes began to move and I heard someone under them start yelling at me to stop. I didn't stop and soaked him good. I still laugh about it every now and then.

2006-10-31 10:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've never pissed myself, but I know a few people who have. I was at a party in college and we were all sitting in a room, and this girl walked in. She was so drunk that she sat down on a table and just peed right on it in front of us. It was gross but sooooo funny.

2006-10-31 10:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes when pissing on a bar as ordering a drink (a thing that my friends didn in germany), my over shirt fell in the way of the stream and it went down my pants.

2006-10-31 08:06:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Can't say I have, but I have known quit a few people who have mistaked other places for the toilet! That's always fun :)

2006-10-31 09:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yeah, a couple times early on, but not recently.

2006-10-31 22:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by albinopolarbear 4 · 0 0

there was this one time i was REALLY drunk and my husband kept tickling me and i peed a little. Why does alcohal make you have to go alot anyways. sucks doesnt it?

2006-11-01 00:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0 0

No never, even while passing out

2006-10-31 08:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by Avatar13 4 · 0 0

i don't drink and no one shuld drink so much to the point where they can't hold theyre bodily functions or remember what they did the day b4.

2006-10-31 08:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by imarobot4u 2 · 0 1

My bf did that to me too. I had to break it off with him after that. I was just too grossed out.

2006-10-31 08:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by PickleBunny 1 · 2 1

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