2006-10-30 23:34:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did billy fall off the swing.....
cus he was a dolphin!
2006-10-30 23:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?"
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby — so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat himself.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father,
"Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad, it's called the twist!"
2006-10-31 05:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao at the first joke! Haha, it's so stupid.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cause seven eight nine!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!!
2006-10-30 23:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by Alana B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. if a man yells in the woods and no female is around to hear it is he still wrong?
2. saddams sons goes to the grocer to get some supplies and comes back with everything in a few box's. Saddam says whats going on here son!?
son says there is no bag dad.
3. a dark colored man goes to the doctor and says doctor i cant stop jogging what can i do!?
doctor says snort this and gives him a white powder.
Than man says sh1t doc it worked what was it coca1n?
Doctor says no its omo stops colors from running!
keep smiling !
2006-10-30 23:45:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
2006-10-30 23:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A woman goes into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one...
2006-10-31 00:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by Minxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?!?"
2006-10-30 23:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by gabluesmanxlt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were two muffins in the oven:
1st muffin: "Phew, it's getting hot in here!"
2nd muffin: "Ahhhh!!! A talking muffin!!!!"
There were two cows in a field:
1st cow: "Mooooooooooooo"
2nd cow: "Hey!! I was gunna say that!"
2006-10-31 00:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
meww meww said the cow,I want milk
2006-10-31 00:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? 4DRIZZLE
2006-10-31 00:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by browneyesb 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋