There was an old man who lives by himself ever since his son went to jail. The season whenever the chili grew *i forgot* was quickly approaching and it reminded him of his son.
Dear Son,
The season is approaching and I do not have any one to help me dig and plant the chilis.
Love,
Dad
The son wrote back 2 days later
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up anything. I buried a body there.
Love,
Your Son
The next day, a bunch of cops dugged up the whole garden with disappointment that there were no bodies.
The son wrote a letter to his dad the day after that
Dear Dad,
This is the best that I can do.
Love,
Your Son
2006-10-30
22:39:55
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