Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge & heavy suitcases when a guy walks up & asks "Have you got the time?"
Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases. "It's 5:45."
Stranger: "That's a nice watch!"
"Yeah, check this out, time zone display for every time zone in the world & the 86 largest metropolises.
He hits a few buttons & a voice says "The time is eleven 'till six"
. "That's not all" He pushes another button & a map of New York City appears on screen. "The flashing dot shows our location by satellite positioning,"
"I want to buy this watch!" says the stranger.
"Oh, no, it's not ready for sale yet", says the inventor.
"But check this, it’s got an FM radio receiver with a digital tuner, a sonar device that can measure distances up to 125 meters, & impressive of all, the capacity for voice recordings of up to 300 standard-size books.”
"I've got to have this watch!", says the stranger.
"It's not ready -"
"I'll give you $1000 for it!"
"Oh, no, I've already spent more than -"
"I'll give you $5000 for it!"
"But it's just not -"
"I'll give you $15,000 for it, take it or leave it." "
The stranger pulls out a checkbook.
Jake abruptly makes his decision. "OK", he says, & peels off the watch
& the stranger starts happily away.
"Hey, wait a minute", calls Jake after the stranger, who turns around warily.
Jake points to the two suitcases he'd been trying to wrestle through the bus station.
"Don't forget your batteries."
2006-10-30 21:20:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Would you believe, I cut this joke short already!
And it's still long but worth the laugh!
2006-10-30 21:23:59 · update #1
lol
2006-10-30 21:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by fleur 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And yet again the hamster delivers smiles and laughter to folks. Good story. Now for my favorite part.... MarD. Quick question to your response. What yellow chick? If your referring to the hamster's avatar, that is not a baby chicken. That is a hamster. To the poster naming them self "?!?": I will give you the same advice I give everyone that posts an answer like yours. If a story is too long for someone to read, then it's sure as hell to long for someone to post a comment about how the story is to long to read. Next time, hit your back browser button and just move along to the next joke, riddle or question. That is of course unless your a point ho.
2016-05-22 15:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha yeah agree with you long but worth reading
2006-10-30 22:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, lol good one.. I've never heard of this one ethier so I like it even better.
2006-10-30 21:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-31 00:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a Good Joke! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-31 14:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 21:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I will have to remember it.
2006-10-30 21:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Diana 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha cool
2006-10-30 21:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, thanx..
2006-10-30 21:30:40 · answer #10 · answered by wonder woman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋