does anyone know one its for my dad
2006-10-30 20:49:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good to be French
Top reasons why it's great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time
You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
If there's a war you can surrender really early
You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries
You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride
People think you're a great lover even when you're not
2006-10-30 21:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by sndn_21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quelle est la difference entre un homme ecossais et un membre des Pierres Roulantes?
Un membre des Pierres Roulantes dit,"He vous! Descendez de mon nuage"! L'Ecossais dit, "He, McCloud, descendent de ma brebis"!
2006-10-31 15:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but I know how to speak french
2006-10-30 21:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't hardly do english, and you want it in French
2006-10-30 22:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋